A girl has been kicked out of her Christian school, it is alleged, merely because she was wearing a rainbow-themed shirt and eating a rainbow-themed cake outside of school grounds.  Given that the dispersion of multicolored light in water droplets is now considered inherently homosexual, the Bible will surely be rewritten so that God sent Noah some sign at the end of the flood other than a rainbow. Maybe free tickets to Guys and Dolls, ’cause that’s not gay at all.